Russia's "anti-fascist" youth group, Nashi, has decided to sponsor a "Miss Constitution" contest. One can only imagine the qualities such a girl must possess. Although the Nashi spokesperson outlined some, it seems as if she missed some key elements:
1. While looking good on paper, in reality Miss Constitution will be poorly balanced;
2. She will speak of international standards, but her smile will reveal no teeth;
3. and, although respected, she will be expected to make extensive changes to both her physical appearance and underlying moral framework to suit political whims.