According to YahooNews, the city of Voronezh (a city South of Moscow) cannot afford to repair its bronze statue of Lenin, so the city intends to sell the statue. It's win freaking win, baby. Wait, what's the catch?
"[The statue] is under state protection and the law dictates that the owner is obliged to provide free access to it."
What the heck is the point of buying a Lenin if you have to share him with the people? You can't mix capitalism with communism! If you sell a statue it has to become personal property. Get your own Lenin!