Dec 22, 2009

Macho Macho Man


So is it just me or is Putin crazy about proving his manliness these days? According to YahooNews, this week he offered to join the national judo team after showing off his martial arts skills to members of the squad.

After bowing, the former KGB spy went onto the mats, throwing squad members half his age and even tackling the chief trainer, Olympic Gold medallist Ezio Gamba.

First of all, I gotta believe those guys took dives. Like the stories about divers attaching fish to Soviet leaders' hooks on various fishing trips. Second, is this about the "love child", Putin?

Yes, rumored mistress of Putin, Alina Kabaeva, gave birth to a son. What did she name him? She named him Dmitry. Oy. So is Alina not Putin's Baby Mama? And is the boy a Medvedevev? Who knows?

All I know is, Putin, we have the pictures of you shirtless walking through the wilderness, shirtless on horseback, pictures of you hunting, and several you tube clips of you judo fighting. We get it. You're a big manly man. Please stop now. It's starting to look desperate.

7 comments:

trey cruz said...

While I have my doubts about Putin, let's be fair: the poor ba#tard probably cannot even take a good crap in peace without some retard photographer or papparatzi trying to get the shot. Next, maybe he just likes being outdoors, hunting, fishing and doing "manly" stuff...........
You would prefer that he practice some of the in your face faggotry that is so popular these days?

Ern said...

Dude, those pictures of him in the woods are clearly not papparazi. They are staged.

trey cruz said...

At least he acts like a man.
You would prefer he be photographed bowing and scraping to every third rate despot he runs into as Obama does?

Pirates(and)Diplomats said...

LOL. Yeah, not papparazi.

But trey might have a point about the third rate despots.

...we digress.

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