Dec 21, 2009

It's Science: Vodka is Better Than Whisky


Science has spoken: "Drinking whisky will result in a worse hangover than vodka. The reason might lie in the number of molecules called 'congeners,' which it contains compared to vodka."

In related news, Aleksandr Nemtsov, a professor at the Scientific Research Institute of Psychiatry of the Russian Ministry of Health, just held a press conference to claim that the "alcohol marathon" (excessive drinking over the New Year’s holiday) will cost the life of 300,000 Russians this year.

300,000 deaths? Maybe. But who is going to argue with the Irony of Fate?


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3 comments:

Dmitri Minaev said...

Did you mean Russians should switch to whisky to drink less? Hmm...

Ern said...

I have been testing this scientific theory for years. And let me tell you, one horrible new years a russian friend of a ukrainian friend of mine drank an entire bottle of whiskey... it did not end well for that man or my bathroom.

Pirates(and)Diplomats said...

Oh. Dear. God.