Oct 22, 2009

Stay Classy Russia: "Whale-Penis Leather" Seats

In the world of over-compensating, eat-my-carbon-footprint, RPG-proof, sport utility vehicles, Russia’s Dartz Prombron Monaco Red Diamond Edition is king of the mountain (MSRP: $1.5 million). Why so special?

“A Russian armored-car builder is boasting that its latest vehicle has seats covered with ‘whale-penis leather.’”

We know what you're thinking, the mileage on that thing must be terrible.

(Thanks Leopolis!)


Ern said...

Don't ask me why I know this...but I've heard that the average whale erection is 6 feet long. So there's a lot of fabric to work with...

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