For years now, Irish cops have been looking for a "Mr. Prawo Jazdy." Presumably a Polish national, this person has broken just about every rule of the road, but never appeared to face the charges and always evaded capture. A criminal mastermind, you say? Not so much. "Prawo Jazdy" is Polish for "Driver's Licence."
"It is quite embarrassing to see that the [police database ] has created Prawo Jazdy as a person with over 50 identities."
Payback, we assume, for all those Polish jokes.
(Thanks Amichka, for the tip.)