Jan 7, 2009

New Script Please













DR. EVIL
We shut off the gas, and we hold Europe ransom...FOR ONE MILLION DOLLARS!

NUMBER TWO
Don't you think we should ask for more than a million dollars? A million dollars isn't that much money these days.

DR. EVIL
All right then...FIVE MILLION DOLLARS!

NUMBER TWO
Gazprom alone makes over nine billion dollars a year.

DR. EVIL
(pleasantly surprised)
Oh, really?

(slightly irritated)
One-hundred billion dollars?

OK, make it happen.
Anything else?


1 comment:

Ern said...

An instant classic.