DR. EVIL
We shut off the gas, and we hold Europe ransom...FOR ONE MILLION DOLLARS!
NUMBER TWO
Don't you think we should ask for more than a million dollars? A million dollars isn't that much money these days.
DR. EVIL
All right then...FIVE MILLION DOLLARS!
NUMBER TWO
Gazprom alone makes over nine billion dollars a year.
DR. EVIL
(pleasantly surprised)
Oh, really?
(slightly irritated)
One-hundred billion dollars?
OK, make it happen.
Anything else?
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An instant classic.
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