Aug 8, 2008

How Babies Are Made: Sexual Harassment


We have to inturrupt our war coverage for this important headline:

"Sexual harassment okay as it ensures humans breed, Russian judge rules..."


"A Russian advertising executive who sued her boss for sexual harassment lost her case after a judge ruled that employers were obliged to make passes at female staff to ensure the survival of the human race...'If we had no sexual harassment we would have no children,' the judge ruled."

This is one sure-fire way to solve Russia's population crisis, have the government encourage people to sexually harass their co-oworkers. Because that always leads to babies! (You're awesome Robert.)

6 comments:

Ern said...

If sexual harassment necessarily led to babies, Russia would have a VERY different population problem (see China).

Pirates&Diplomats said...

I think this is the most hilarious thing you've said in the last five years. =)

I've got tears from laughing.

Purchase Viagra said...

ok... who's gonna kill this judge ??? amazing, how can someone say that... just because he's a "men"... I really wish that he became a woman to see how she will handle the harassment...

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