May 17, 2007

Mass Hyponosis Banned in Ukraine

That really ruins my plans for world domination. If we have learned anything from the "Game of Risk" episode of Seinfeld it's that having a small infantry in Ukraine can stand up to anyone trying to take over the world.

RFE/RL: Ukraine's parliament has passed a bill banning mass hypnotism. The legislation, which still must be signed into law by President Viktor Yushchenko, would punish attempts at mass hypnosis with a four-year prison term and a fine. The bill, which was sponsored by the Health Ministry, allows only "qualified medical professionals" to perform hypnosis in hospitals or other legally approved facilities, one patient at a time

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