Dear Santa, I've been a very good girl this year...

...I cut back on swearing, took control of my bills, and drastically reduced my carbon footprint.

So, I think that this Christmas you should bring me "Confrontation -- Peace Enforcement" -- a new Russian computer game that simulates a new war between Russia and Georgia. It will be available in all fine shops this December. In the game, NATO member Poland supports an effort by Tbilisi to take back the breakaway South Ossetia region, while Ukraine blockades Russia's Black Sea Fleet in Sevastopol. Russia then launches an attack on Georgia in response.

I promise I'll never get sick of it! And it's educational. And I promise I will cut back on the alcohol next year.

Love,

Ern