"Moldova didn’t receive an invitation to this event despite the fact it has a special Academy, a national Santa Claus and activities similar to the institutions of this kind from Europe."
It all has to do with a fight over when to celebrate Christmas. Oh yeah, and Moldova has "too many official holiays" already, so the National Assembly won't recognize a December Christmas. No word yet on the fate of August 31, Limba Noastra (National Language Day).
In solidarity with little Moldova, Eternal Remont will hereby change its Official Lanugage to Coloradian. From now on, all posts on this blog will be made in Coloradian. All non-Coloradian posts will first have to be translated from English into Coloradian.
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Wait, doesn't Russia now own Christmas?!?
Not yet, but the Government has issued a $78 billion bill for unpaid taxes to Santa Claus.
If he can't pay, GazPromTransChristmasNeft will buy his entire operation for 3 cents on the dollar.
That's capitalism.
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