Divorce Russian Style

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YahooNews: A woman set fire to her ex-husband's penis as he sat naked watching television and drinking vodka, Moscow police said Wednesday. Asked if the man would make a full recovery, a police spokeswoman said it was "difficult to predict."

The attack climaxed three years of acrimonious enforced co-habitation. The couple divorced three years ago but continued to share a small flat, something common in Russia where property costs are very high. "It was monstrously painful," the wounded ex-husband told Tvoi Den newspaper. "I was burning like a torch. I don't know what I did to deserve this."

Questions:
1. Is saving money really worth having your genitals set ablaze?
2. Why watch TV naked?
3. What was he watching exactly?
4. Did he run to the shower to put out the flames only to realize there was no running water?