Mar 31, 2009
the "national toilet."
After great speculation, it has finally happened. U.S.-Russian relations have deteriorated to the point where it threatens one of our greatest projects, the International Space Station (ISS). Little did the astronauts know that they were going to live in a spin off off the "Real World" when they agreed to their respective trips. Apparently, despite rigorous screening, astronauts, like the whacked-out people selected for reality tv shows, just cannot get along. The divisions in the house have grown so bad that the American and Russian sides refuse to share food, gym facilities, or toilets. Oh what a world.