Oct 27, 2008

Olga Kurylenko: "Wanton Daughter of Unclean Ukraine"

Russian communists must have better connections than Eternal Remont, because they've somehow managed to see the newest James Bond movie before its official release. At least, we’re assuming they've seen the movie, since they fired off a statement denouncing Bond girl Olga Kurylenko as a traitor to all Slavs and -- somehow -- encouraging Marines to rape Ukranians.

No shit?

According to the St. Petersburg-based KPLO:

"In the name of all communists we appeal to you, Olga Kurylenko, wanton daughter of unclean Ukraine and deserter of the Slavic world. The Soviet Union educated you, cared for you, and brought you up for free, but no one suspected that you would commit this act of intellectual and moral betrayal...Do you really want Crimean girls to be raped by cruel and stupid American marines?"

The group also denounced James Bond -- a fictional character -- as "the killer of hundreds of Soviet people and their allies." No word yet, on reports the Soviet people and their allies were also fictional.


Ern said...

I gotta say, Bond has always clearly been anti-Soviet propaganda. But, just a reminder since Russia seems to have forgotten again: THE USSR DISSOLVED! IT'S OVER! SLAVS ARE NOT UNITED UNDER ONE GOVERNMENT OR BLOC! STOP!

Pirates(and)Diplomats said...

Thank goodness for these retro-communist groups. They make it so very fun to continue ER.