Apr 2, 2008

The MAPs are Official

NATO has announced the official recipients of new Membership Action Plans.

As Heidi Klum would say, Croatia and Albania are in, Ukraine, Georgia and Macedonia are, well, not in.

The Croats would bring to the alliance their nifty Hrvatski Samokres 9mm pistols (below), developed during the last war with Serbia. The Albanians would bring...all the skills they aquired when building the world's most advanced network of anti-NATO fortifications under Enver Hoxha.

To commemorate this historic event, we offer a little Enver Hoxha trip down memory lane, formerly Marx and Engles Avenue.

Now, who wants to going to Afghanistan?

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