John Cusack is staring in a new political satire. He invades "Turaqistan" for a private defence contractor. Sounds like it could be funny, right?
Well, Ben Kingsley's Texas accent is (unintentionally) funny. Hilary Duff's Russian accent is not. Also, who on Earth thought it was a good idea to cast Lizzie McGuire as a Central Asian sex kitten? That's like casting Ludmilla Putin in a Girls Gone Wild Video.
First Berdy dumps the Turkmenbashi's mom off the calander, now this. Central Asia just can't get a break these days.