May 28, 2008

So, what about НАШИ?

Now that the Kremlin has successfully dodged the outbreak of an Orange Revolution during the most recent parlimentary and presidential elections, people are begining to ask, 'What the hell are we going to do with Nashi?'

Answer: form an armed "Youth Militia."

"Do you want to realize your plan? Do you want to change the world around you? Do you want to influence your country’s future? Do you want the world to remember you? Are you searching for your place in life? If you answered ‘yes’ to any of these questions, don’t despair, there is an answer."

In America, a pitch like that would signal a "Tony Robbins" alert, but in Russia, a far more sinister organization offers the answers to your prayers: the Antifascist Democratic Youth Movement "Nashi," waiting for you with open arms.

Seriously, what's the worst that could happen?

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