May 6, 2009

Evil Canadian Spies... gone with you!

MOSCOW, Russia (CNN) -- Russia revoked the diplomatic accreditation Wednesday of two Canadians who worked at the NATO Information Office in Moscow, the Russian Foreign Ministry said.
As always, the poor Canadians may -- or may not -- have been spies. Russia was simply retaliating for loosing two of its own "embedded diplomats" at NATO HQ in Brussels. The Belgium government booted the agents for "activities incompatible with their diplomatic status."

While the idealists among us would like to belive that "activities incompatible with their diplomatic status" involved a goat, 80 kegs of beer, a troupe of dancing little people and some body paint...the phrase is just standard code for "spying."

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