In America, Jessica Simpson is a robot transvestite with a nation wide average opening weekend gross of $1,332 (fact).
But in Ukraine, well: "In Ukraine, her film is a huge success. Not only are people flocking to theaters to see Jessica on the big screen, they want her to come visit. 'She is really the ideal of American beauty and style, like Barbie,' Alex Shpiluk, a film producer and member of the Ukrainian Film Commission."
“She is very famous here. The Dukes of Hazzard was shown 10 times on TV last month,” says Arama Gevorcyan, a leading Ukrainian film producer.
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