Jun 29, 2007

Aliyev: The War Ain't Over

Remember all those worries that Azerbaijan would plow it's oil money into weapons, and perpetuate the frozen conflict in NK? It's happening. Even better, Preseident Aliyev Jr. is showing off his war-paint.

"If the military budget of Azerbaijan was $135 million in 2003, this figure raised to $1 billion in 2007. The war has not yet ended," he said at the graduation of students of a Military School this week.

"I said two years ago that military expenses of Azerbaijan will be equal to Armenia's state budget, and it happened....Armenian Armed Forces are lacking in the front lines. The negotiations are going on for 13 years, it can not be continued 13 more years." Read it here.

Jun 28, 2007

Feral Children Take Note

Georgian authorities have lowered the age of criminal responsibility to 12, in the wake of a murderous crime wave on the part of children.

IWPR reports the story in all its disturbing detail.

Commies love darwinism and evolution...

...shocking, I thought they would be huge proponents of intelligent design.


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Christianity is the opiate of the people...

...but communism is the opiate of Polish bishops. I know, I just blew your mind.

Yahoonews: Documents in secret police files showed about 12 bishops still alive had ties to Poland's communist-era secret services. Other prominent clergy have also resigned over similar allegations. The revelations have forced the church, revered in Poland for its resistance to the communists, to confront an issue believed to have compromised a minority of clergy.

The Polish church — and the late JP II, the former archbishop of Krakow — are credited by many with helping hasten the communist regime's demise in 1989. Church officials and historians say that, while the church was a pillar of resistance, about 10 to 15% of Poland's priests cooperated with the secret police.

Auschwitz Gets a Name Change, Kinda

After a long fight on the part of Poland, the United Nations will rename the Auschwitz death camp on its list of World Heritage sites to make clear it was run by Germans not Poles.

From now on, Auschwitz will be known as "Auschwitz-Birkenau Nazi German Concentration and Death Camp."

The U.N. won't stop genocide in Darfur, but it will sure rename a death camp for you -- after the fact. That's nice. And is it possible that people are under the impression Auschwitz was a Polish Nazi Death Camp?

Go get em Poland.

(But everyone is still going to call it Auschwitz.)

Chavez Gets the "Small Hall"

Reuters: "In a barnstorming speech lasting more than an hour at a reception in Moscow, [Chavez] quoted the works of Bolshevik revolutionary Vladimir Lenin and thanked Putin for showing solidarity in Venezuela's feud with the United States."

Here's the best part:

"In a signal the Kremlin wants to keep Chavez's visit low profile, the pro-Kremlin majority in parliament overturned an earlier decision to invite the Venezuelan leader to address the full chamber on Friday, moving him to a smaller hall instead."

How many submarines does a guy have to buy to get the full parliamentary treatment?

Putin Gets Pumped


Is it Fake, or Not?

Jun 27, 2007

The Bunnies Do Borat


The Starz bunnies are at it again. This time they've done Borat in 30 seconds.

America is not the only country to f*ck up health care

Way to go, Poland!

From Yahoo News: Poland is campaigning to encourage families to have more children, but as children born in a 1980s boom reach fertility, they are straining a system which constitutionally must provide free services to all Poles.

Since 2004, more people have been born than died each year in this predominantly Catholic nation, although emigration by Poles seeking work means the population of around 38 million is still shrinking. So, the government has led a campaign to persuade Polish women to have more babies to "save the nation from disappearing."

But Poland's economic boom has not led to major improvements in the state's healthcare system and it is poorly placed to deal with a big increase in demand on any front. Pregnant women are often sent away because the hospitals have already spent all their budget for births. Hospitals get a pool of money from the state-run health fund to offer services and once the money is gone, the hospital has no other recourse but to cut back services. Women's organizations advise couples planning babies to try to make sure they are born before the last quarter of the year, when budgets are notoriously tight.

Luzhkov Wins Another



Good news for everyone who just woke up from a coma.

Yuri Luzhkov will serve yet another four year term as Moscow Mayor. With this latest victory, Luzhkov is well on his way to winning the Saparmurat Niyazov lifetime achievement award for excellence in democratic government.

Jun 26, 2007

Moskovsky Komsomolets is Decadent and Depraved


In the interests of journalistic integrity, it is our duty to report the facts with an unflinching eye, no matter how difficult.

Reuters: "Women perform during the Miss Fatty contest in Moscow June 24, 2007. The contest was part of festivities organised every year by Moskovsky Komsomolets."

Moskovsky Komsomolets: a newspaper of record with its finger on the pulse of the Russian public...if it can find one.

CNN wants to know our thoughts

Let's hope the same rules apply as in a Church confessional...

But really, CNN wants to know what people think about Russia then and now. And, if it's interesting enough, they'll post it. So have at it.

Jun 25, 2007

Armenia and Azerbaijan Can't Play Nice, Both Sides Loose

The Euro 2008 Group A matches between Armenia and Azerbaijan were cancelled when neither country could agree where to play each other. Both teams were thus awarded zero qualifying points.

Always a peacemaker, Eternal Remont had suggested that Armenia and Azerbaijan play a "for keeps" match in Nagorno-Karabakh. But that game was also canceled when no one could guarantee the safety of the goats.

Jun 22, 2007

Who is writing for Putin these days...

And how does he still have a job?! Yeah, let's start excusing the purges again. Great plan.

RFE: Speaking to social-studies teachers in Moscow on June 21, President Putin said in reference to Soviet leader Josef Stalin's purges that "in other countries, even worse things happened," news agencies reported. "No one must be allowed to impose a feeling of guilt on us," Putin said in a televised address. "Let them think about themselves. But we must not and will not forget about the grim chapters in our history," including the purges, which reached their peak in 1937. Putin took swipes at the US, saying that its use of the atomic bomb in 1945 and defoliants and bombing campaigns in the Vietnam War were worse than what Stalin did. He also argued that Russia never produced any system as vile as "Nazism." He said he "regrets" that some Russian history textbooks are published with grants from abroad, implying that they contain distortions directed against Russian interests.

Chavez Considering Submarine Purchase During Moscow Visit

What a great idea! Russian submarines have earned such a great reputation for quality and not becoming undersea tombs for their passengers...

VOA: Venezuelan President Hugo Chavez says he could buy a fleet of Russian submarines when he meets with President Vladimir Putin later this month in Moscow.

In recent years, Venezuela has purchased 100,000 Kalashnikov rifles from Russia, along with military helicopters and Sukhoi fighter jets. Venezuela has said it is planning to build a Kalashnikov rifle and ammunition factory.

Last year, the US banned arms sales to the Venezuelan government, citing its links to Iran and Cuba. The US says arms sales to Venezuela do not help stability in South America.

Venezuela's president is a fierce critic of the Bush administration and says it supported the coup against him in 2002. US officials have denied the charge.

Jun 20, 2007

Berlin hotel recreates East Germany

Why would ANYONE pay money to live like the East Germans used to live? Next thing you know they'll rebuild the wall for sentimental reasons...

Yahoonews: The Ostel offers a renewed whiff of life in the former German Democratic Republic, welcoming travelers with portraits of communist leaders adorning the walls.

Furnishings — except for mattresses, bed linens, sink and toilets — are the real thing, dug up by founders Daniel Helbig and Guido Sand from flea markets, friends, family and eBay.

But Helbig made clear it was not about pining for a return to the police-state. "We had the idea of preserving a bit of GDR culture ... (but) we are not crying for the East German regime," said Helbig.

The Ostel, which opened on May Day represents a broader phenomenon known as Ostalgie, or fascination with life in the former East Germany. The Ostel, located in an old Communist-era building just steps from the East Side Gallery, the longest remaining stretch of the Berlin Wall, takes pains to be as authentic as possible.

There are rooms that replicate bedrooms from typical East German apartments, from about $50. At the other end of the scale, $12-per-bed Pioneer Camp dorm rooms feature two bunk beds and spartan living conditions evocative of the summer camps of the Free German Youth, the party youth organization.

Ostel employee Liliana Lehmann, 25, whose early childhood was spent under communism in East Berlin, said the hotel was a break from the bustle of today's capitalist capital.

An email joke from Poland

The current administration in Poland has given an opportunity for the biting humor of the communist era to return. Here is an email forward concerning the infamous teletubby scandal.

Subtext: This is the only way any sort of controversial programming can make it on TV.

Jun 19, 2007

A "Baltic Bangkok?"

Reuters: "Latvia's capital risks becoming a Baltic Bangkok and local girls need to be steered away from one-night stands with tourists, organisers of a media campaign to stop sex tourism says....This would eventually lessen the image of Riga as a destination where cheap alcohol and girls are the main attraction for male tourists, the organisers say."

And here we are, traveling for the cultural heritage.

Our Way of Life Is Under Attack!


Makes you wonder who the real terrorists are.... You bastards!

RFE/RL: The European Parliament has backed a definition of vodka that purists fear will water down their favorite spirit. EU lawmakers decided that while vodka is a spirit made from grains and potatoes, it can also be made from other ingredients such as apples, raisins, and sugarbeets as long as the labels properly indicate the contents. Parliamentarians from traditional vodka-producing countries such as Finland, Poland, or Sweden, had pushed for stronger rules that would have included molasses among the ingredients allowed but banned vodkas made from anything else from using that name. But countries that use sugarbeet and grapes in their vodka, such as Britain, France, Italy, and Spain, have opposed that definition.

Says Putin, "I am what I am"


RFE/RL: U.S. Representative Tom Lantos (Dem, CA), who is chairman of the House of Representatives Foreign Affairs Committee, told Reuters in Washington on June 18 that Putin's verbal "muscle flexing" with the West in recent months derives from massive oil and gas revenues, much as the muscle flexing of the cartoon character Popeye is the result of eating spinach. Lantos suggested Russian leaders are "eating the spinach of petroleum revenues, and the billions are flowing into the Kremlin, and with every billion...Putin's muscles bulge more powerfully."

Lantos, who is scheduled to meet with legislators from the State Duma on June 21, added Russia will probably become more cooperative when it becomes accustomed to its new-found wealth. Lantos nonetheless referred to Putin's recent threat to target Europe with missiles as "incredibly stupid," and cautioned him against again publicly comparing the United States to the Third Reich.