528-pound Romanian Woman Gives Birth

According to YahooNews, a 25-year-old, 528-pound Romanian woman gave birth to a 6 lb 4 oz. baby girl today. The baby, "the fruit of the love between [the mother] and [her] future husband who is slimmer, weighing just 70 kilograms (154 pounds)," was born by c-section.

Florin Costandache, who helped perform the operation, said: "It was a real challenge because she needed four times the anesthetic a normal person needs." So...

Let's get to my interest in this story: A 528-lb woman found love, and I can't get a date most weekends, and I assure you readers, I am hot and nowhere near 528 lbs and I'm fun. Yeah, I'm putting this under my "Really?! Really?!" files. I am disturbed and angered.