Moskovsky Komsomolets is Decadent and Depraved

In the interests of journalistic integrity, it is our duty to report the facts with an unflinching eye, no matter how difficult.

Reuters: "Women perform during the Miss Fatty contest in Moscow June 24, 2007. The contest was part of festivities organised every year by Moskovsky Komsomolets."

Moskovsky Komsomolets: a newspaper of record with its finger on the pulse of the Russian public...if it can find one.